Unrelated to Bird Watching Entry I

I cut my own hair. It is cheap to do and you get what you want. It doesn't have to be perfect for those of us deemed 'disheveled' by a exceedingly boring business class society. "If you have a beard you are man." I make my students say this at the beginning of every class before manipulating them into worship even more.

Now through the mirror my perception of my hair cut isn't quite accurate. Being a narcissist that goes for that 'I don't care but I secretly do' look I sometimes, in fact don't care, and always end up winging the cutting-of-the-back-of-my-hair process. I kind of feel it out with my hands, cut, and repeat.

So when I stumble upon ridiculous Facebook photos of my disproportioned haircuts (but damn good looking on the sides and front) I am happy. I don't own 2 mirrors, but I could easily buy a backup. But I haven't.

I also should post that I had to kill a young cobra a few days ago that wanted to battle me on the street. I love all animals but can't risk it killing my dogs. I have a picture of the kill and will post it sometime, I just wish I had more fucking hair-gel the day I took it.

Update: The 'mother' cobra was spotted in my yard days later. No joke, fuck me.